Girlfriend's poop fell on the floor in front of me?

i was hanging out with my girlfriend (or exgirlfriend) the other day and she was walking in front of me. a ball of poo dropped out between her legs onto the floor and i nearly stepped on it. i was so grossed out that i said i needed to go home and i haven't seen her since or answered her calls. how do i act... show more i was hanging out with my girlfriend (or exgirlfriend) the other day and she was walking in front of me. a ball of poo dropped out between her legs onto the floor and i nearly stepped on it. i was so grossed out that i said i needed to go home and i haven't seen her since or answered her calls. how do i act like this never happened or dump her without telling her what happened?

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