Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep in mind, I am not a sexist and no offense is intended. This is just for a laugh :D

Update:

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Women's rights

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  • KJ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

    A battery has a positive side.

    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

    Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

    Put a nipple on it.

    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

    Made her chain too long

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  • 1 decade ago

    because she was trying to catch the chicken for dinner of courses

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  • 1 decade ago

    omg! stop stealing other peoples' jokes... like seriously! this joke is soooo old! and it's not even funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    went shopping for more food

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, you certainly seem sexist.

    I have a joke too.

    How did you figure out how to use the keyboard?!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    AMG DETS WOT AYE WOZ FENKIN!!! COZ SHEY NAYDS TA BAY BEKK EN ZA KITCHIN!!!

    LMFAO LOLOLOLOLOL AT THE WOMENS RIGHTS ONE :DD

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  • 1 decade ago

    ...because she can't take the heat?

    IM CORNEY I KNOW

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    to kick you in the balls for being stupid

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