Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 1 decade ago

If someone spread a peanut butter & jam swirl on your Poem..?

What would you say ?

I'd be like "oh shiiit" !





18 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Depending on who it was, I'd be either,

    "Keep It Comin' Love..."


    "I'm juxtaposed to pontificate an Awk-Simmer-Un!"--or,

    'oxymoron' for the multitudinous of my americana brethren.

    ...either way, I'm sure I'd find briefs or the like in my spaghetti.

    Source(s): Some nips off the London Dry, I guess
  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I'd be like "that doesn't go with Vegemite"

    Then I might try it & realise how wrong I was.

    Lol Jellz, I know your type.

    You don't smile or flirt

    You just wear that mini-skirt

    Hey streetsweeper, clear my way

    Regwah's breakfast is the best in town

    Oh-oh-oh-oh, breakfast at Regwah's . . .

  • 1 decade ago

    As long as my poem was still on my screen

    I would simply lean forward, then lick it clean.

    I wouldn't say nuthin' - 'cos that's who I am

    And anyway I'm partial to nut butter and jam.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd be like "so breakfast at Regwah's is not a good idea?"

    Edit: and just to cue in Regwah "oh oh oh oh Breakfast at Sweathearts"

    Edit: heheehh Thanks Reg and I'm guessing the rest don't even understand hehehhehe. Good one mate! lol

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    Toast Points anyone

    they don't rhyme

    meter sucks

    but still tasty...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd be all "Did you bring the 7-grain bread and is it SOFT??"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd be like:

    Now that's an improvement! hehehehe

  • 1 decade ago

    call it america's opression on art and sell it to some modern art buyer

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd be like "hey, now you can't read my poem.."

  • Kirby
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    "Butter not do that again or i'll jam your face in" =D

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.