How dare you mock President Barack Hussein Obama. May a pox descend upon your herds and may your cattle be sterile, blasphemer!
The Great Obama is a master economist. Never before has anyone been brilliant enough to realize you can spend money to fix an economy... except Japan, but they were unsuccessful in their many attempts simply because they did not have a divine presence like Barack Hussein Obama to guide them.
Certainly, if Obama is not a divine being himself, then he is at least an Annointed One, or a latter-day Messiah, who will lead us out of the festering sewer of Conservative dogma that has held back our true potential.
Conservatives have been like a huge ship's anchor, keeping us from cruising full speed ahead in the ocean of opportunity. They have insisted we base everything on reality and merit. Those concepts have been proven irrelevant under Obama. Although the brilliant Obama passed no important legislation in the Illinois Legislature, and did nothing of any consequence while Senator, he has proven that accomplishment cannot hold one back. It is an outdated concept, ready for the trash heap of history.
Now Obama is President. Just this week he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, evidently based on the blessed faithful who realize that, even though he has not actually done anything yet, he will, and the event will be glorious, carved in stone for all future generations hence to see.
But the magnificent Obama will not rest on his laurels. Right now he is being considered for a Pulitzer Prize, based on the expectation that he will write a magnificent piece of literature someday.