Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    so i can run it over back up run it over again and then...

    carry in to my mother and say here fat a** eat your f***ing dinner.

    Source(s): well, i got the run it over part when my sister lived by people with chickens and they always were in the street.... one day she asked me Why did the chicken cross the road.... i sed why... she sed so i can run it over
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    because due to the recession, she clearly couldn't afford the property tax on her multimillion dollar riverside condo and had to down grade to a two bedroom house across the road. The economy is hitting everyone you know....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    becuase that guy who makes KFC was after it with an ak 47 and a load of spice

    Source(s): tomato
  • 1 decade ago

    uhh...2 answers:

    1. to get to the other side

    2. cuz she saw a hot rooster

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  • 1 decade ago

    because he wanted to get laid by the other chiken on the other side of the road

  • 1 decade ago

    actually kfc uses rats not chicken.... he wanted to get his freak on

  • How much doggy doo does your doggy do when your doggy is due to do doggy doo.

    Dew know ?

  • 1 decade ago

    To get to KFC.

    ~Hyuu

  • 1 decade ago

    who gives a ****

  • 1 decade ago

    he didn't make it cuz i smashed him with my truck

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