How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Just need to know about my enemy the woodchuck....

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  • 1 decade ago

    A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well I can assure you that it is impossible to give a definite answer to that question.... HERE IS WHY...

    1. HIS NAME IS WOODCHUCK

    2. THIS DOES NOT IMPLY HE LIKES CHUCKING WOOD

    3.... OR THAT HE CAN CHUCK WOOD

    4. IF HE HAD THE ABILITY TO CHUCK WOOD

    5. HE WOULD PROBABLY CHUCK WOOD AT HIS OWN DISCRETION.WILL. AND ACCORD.

    THAT BEING SAID, A WOODCHUCK IS GOING TO CHUCK AS MUCH WOOD AS ANY OTHER PERSON, B.C HE HAS THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE HOW MUCH [IF AT ALL] WOOD HE CHUCKS..

    HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP, XD

  • 1 decade ago

    Honestly, not very much.

    Now is you rquestion were

    "Much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris"

    The answer would be...all of it.

    Source(s): =]
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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  • 1 decade ago

    how much wood could chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    umm about 60 pieces a day?

    oh ok cool

  • 1 decade ago

    Orange.

    It's an abstract answer.

  • 1 decade ago

    If there is something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    680 butt cord.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    enough to defeat you.

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