Who would win this bloody *** battle?

Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan vs. Santa Clause vs. Charlie Brown vs. Freddy Kruegar vs. Reese Witherspoon vs. Michael Douglass vs. Steven Segal vs. Dr. Phil vs. Captain Hook vs. Vin Diesel vs. McGyver vs. The Incredible Hulk vs. Batman vs. John Cena vs. David Bowie vs. Ozzy Osborne vs. Johnny Depp vs. The Green... show more Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan vs. Santa Clause vs. Charlie Brown vs. Freddy Kruegar vs. Reese Witherspoon vs. Michael Douglass vs. Steven Segal vs. Dr. Phil vs. Captain Hook vs. Vin Diesel vs. McGyver vs. The Incredible Hulk vs. Batman vs. John Cena vs. David Bowie vs. Ozzy Osborne vs. Johnny Depp vs. The Green Giant vs. Cap'n Crunch vs. Jean Claude Van Damme vs. The Kid From Home Alone vs. Ace Ventura vs. The Fruit Guys vs. Tinkerbell vs. Mickey Mouse vs. The Mac Apple vs. Walmart vs. Obama vs. Bush vs. Ronald McDonald vs. 50 Cent vs. The Monopoly Guy vs. Uncle Sam vs. Brendan Frasier vs. Jerry Seinfield vs. Adam Sandler vs. John Madden vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Bill Gates vs. Peter Griffin vs. Pikachu vs. Mario vs. Luigi vs. Robert DeNiro vs. Charles Manson vs. The Burger King guy...

I say Chuck Norris will win....

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