How to fake pink eye?

...If I were to put fod coloring in my eye.Would it burn?Or like stay there forever?How long would it last?Or should I even do it? And any other ways to fake pink eye? And also another question? How do you puke/throw up?And food actually comming up? Peroxide?Will that burn the throat if you swallow it? And... show more ...If I were to put fod coloring in my eye.Would it burn?Or like stay there forever?How long would it last?Or should I even do it?
And any other ways to fake pink eye?

And also another question?
How do you puke/throw up?And food actually comming up?
Peroxide?Will that burn the throat if you swallow it?
And is ther anything else that makes you throw up food?
Thanks guy :)
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