Tenerife for a Holiday?

Come to tenerife! A holiday in the sun! Where you can enjoy being chased by cockroaches, bitten by mosquito's , spiders and stung by scorpions! Also take time to explore the locals mostly people selling wooden elephants and monkeys, that are apparently good luck in the house! Try the lovely restaurants that... show more Come to tenerife! A holiday in the sun! Where you can enjoy being chased by cockroaches, bitten by mosquito's , spiders and stung by scorpions! Also take time to explore the locals mostly people selling wooden elephants and monkeys, that are apparently good luck in the house! Try the lovely restaurants that serve raw meat and
calzone without cheese, the food is unforgettable.... That's why you'll also have time to explore the hospital, oh yes that's a trip that most holiday makers here go on, just make sure to take at least €3000 out with you on that day! Right now they are doing a special offer where you get a weeks free holiday !! Yes that's right!
But remember when you arrive to set your alarm for 8am so that you don't miss the sales rep coming to you apartment door every morning ,telling you about any special promotions and offer they have! And yes it's worth going to the promotion day , it only takes around 5 hours and what do you know! Yes you have bought your own
week at the resort for £25,000! Bargain! Oh but there's more it doesn't stop there,
when you go back home they will then contact you to tell you about community fee's

and all the things the just did'nt remember to tell you while you were there, but i'm sure they will tell you the rest we you use the week you bought.
We can honestly say you will have an unforgettable holiday here....
So what are you still waiting for?? Book your holiday now!
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