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switch the vacuum cleaner off then wait ten minutes
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Why in gods name were you cleaning your room naked? Go to the ER right away; they will believe it. I dont really 100% believe you though.
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Shut off the vacuum cleaner, pull your D**K outta there and put some ice on it. I know what you were doing you dirty , dirty boy!
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I don't believe your story either. A vacuum will not enlarge your penis. Lesson learned.
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AAAHH GO ON to the ER,,believe me,,WE HEAR IT ALL. Nothing surprises me anymore. Long time employee of ER
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as if anyone will believe that! just turn off at switch then pull it out and add ice! Lesson learnt eh?
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Pull the plug & wait for deflation.
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But this is not the first time you fell on something... Last time you fell hard on your head, right?
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Riiiiiight! Fell on the vacuum. How sad, but funny! We're not stupid boy...just take it out after a few minutes....you'll be fine, no need for the E.R. you'll just succumb to more humiliation.
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Who happens to clean their room naked.
and who lands front first on the sucker nossle... sounds too convenient to me... -
hey thats good my man first if it lookes kinda like a limp chode
your dick will get bigger but if you gut it stuck on the botttom spinny thingys you f.ui.c.ke.ed. -
LOL PULL PLUG YANK IT OFF WHILE TWISTING ITADD BUTTER
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Liar,Liar,pants on fire.
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YOU LIE!
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Sen. Joe Wilson
Help! I fell on the vacuum cleaner!?
I was cleaning my room naked and I slipped and landed on the vacuum cleaner whilst it was still on and my thingy got stuck in it! I can't go to the ER as they will never believe my story. Is there anyway to get it off? It's really starting to swell up!
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