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I was cleaning my room naked and I slipped and landed on the vacuum cleaner whilst it was still on and my thingy got stuck in it! I can't go to the ER as they will never believe ...show more
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Quick pull the plug before the vacuum got pregnant!
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  • maca answered 5 years ago
    switch the vacuum cleaner off then wait ten minutes
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  • Ryan answered 5 years ago
    Why in gods name were you cleaning your room naked? Go to the ER right away; they will believe it. I dont really 100% believe you though.
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  • nursenurse13 answered 5 years ago
    Shut off the vacuum cleaner, pull your D**K outta there and put some ice on it. I know what you were doing you dirty , dirty boy!
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  • MsJamers RN answered 5 years ago
    I don't believe your story either. A vacuum will not enlarge your penis. Lesson learned.
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  • themojoman@verizon.net answered 5 years ago
    AAAHH GO ON to the ER,,believe me,,WE HEAR IT ALL. Nothing surprises me anymore. Long time employee of ER
    We never SNICKER when you can see us.
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  • mickey2k8mickey answered 5 years ago
    as if anyone will believe that! just turn off at switch then pull it out and add ice! Lesson learnt eh?
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  • Barcode answered 5 years ago
    Pull the plug & wait for deflation.
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  • doug0102 answered 5 years ago
    But this is not the first time you fell on something... Last time you fell hard on your head, right?
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  • arieslady02 answered 5 years ago
    Riiiiiight! Fell on the vacuum. How sad, but funny! We're not stupid boy...just take it out after a few minutes....you'll be fine, no need for the E.R. you'll just succumb to more humiliation.

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    HAVE A BROTHER
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  • Help! I fell on the vacuum cleaner!?
    I was cleaning my room naked and I slipped and landed on the vacuum cleaner whilst it was still on and my thingy got stuck in it! I can't go to the ER as they will never believe my story. Is there anyway to get it off? It's really starting to swell up!
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  • r0bac answered 5 years ago
    Who happens to clean their room naked.

    and who lands front first on the sucker nossle... sounds too convenient to me...
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  • Ryan B answered 5 years ago
    hey thats good my man first if it lookes kinda like a limp chode

    your dick will get bigger but if you gut it stuck on the botttom spinny thingys you f.ui.c.ke.ed.
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  • pj answered 5 years ago
    LOL PULL PLUG YANK IT OFF WHILE TWISTING ITADD BUTTER
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  • അ♣അ♣അ♣അ♣അ answered 5 years ago
    Liar,Liar,pants on fire.
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  • spexyguy answered 5 years ago
    YOU LIE!

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