? asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 decade ago

Help! I fell on the vacuum cleaner!?

I was cleaning my room naked and I slipped and landed on the vacuum cleaner whilst it was still on and my thingy got stuck in it! I can't go to the ER as they will never believe my story. Is there anyway to get it off? It's really starting to swell up!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Quick pull the plug before the vacuum got pregnant!

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  • 3 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    switch the vacuum cleaner off then wait ten minutes

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why in gods name were you cleaning your room naked? Go to the ER right away; they will believe it. I dont really 100% believe you though.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Shut off the vacuum cleaner, pull your D**K outta there and put some ice on it. I know what you were doing you dirty , dirty boy!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't believe your story either. A vacuum will not enlarge your penis. Lesson learned.

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  • AAAHH GO ON to the ER,,believe me,,WE HEAR IT ALL. Nothing surprises me anymore. Long time employee of ER

    We never SNICKER when you can see us.

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  • 1 decade ago

    as if anyone will believe that! just turn off at switch then pull it out and add ice! Lesson learnt eh?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Pull the plug & wait for deflation.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    But this is not the first time you fell on something... Last time you fell hard on your head, right?

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