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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you like Bread? Then click here!!!! :D?

A man walks into a bakery and asks for some bread. The baker informs him that he has had a busy day and all stocks are sold out.

The man then asks for a white bread roll. The baker informs him again that he has no bread!

The man asks “Can I have a brown roll then?”

The baker starts to get annoyed and says “I will spell it out for you” and letter-by-letter he spells it out:

I

H

A

V

E

N

O

B

R

F

A

D

!

The man says, “There's no 'F' in Bread?”

The baker replies, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along!”

Update:

No F-ing bread! lol are you guys one of those bible kids that don't swear? lmao

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  • 1 decade ago
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    oh it took me a sec but i get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (think the f word if u dont get it people)

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha I like that

    To the people who don't get it, there is no F***ing bread

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ahahah. Finally a joke I haven't heard yet! {and a good one at that!}

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh La La! That was absolutely hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!.

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol funny

    if you dont get it... your not old enough

  • i dont get it:P

    oh now i get it lol

  • 1 decade ago

    i dont get it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

    Nice.

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