Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Knock Knock jk that will knock you out!... from laughter!!!?

Knock Knock!

whos there?

Raleigh!

Raleigh who?

Orange ya glad i didn't say Raleigh round the flag boys?!

Update:

nice jk scrubag!

Update 2:

sweet jk puzzel!

Update 3:

mark---- its suppose to be more amusing then funny

Update 4:

so close between mark and scubag but mickey can only pick one

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  • mark
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    does anyone think that was funny?

    here's one that most people would enjoy:

    A man walks into a bakery and asks for some bread. The baker informs him that he has had a busy day and all stocks are sold out.

    The man then asks for a white bread roll. The baker informs him again that he has no bread!

    The man asks “Can I have a brown roll then?”

    The baker starts to get annoyed and says “I will spell it out for you” and letter-by-letter he spells it out:

    I

    H

    A

    V

    E

    N

    O

    B

    R

    F

    A

    D

    !

    The man says, “There's no 'F' in Bread”

    The baker replies, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along”

    Source(s): i know a good joke when i see it
  • 1 decade ago

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Hussein

    Hussein who?

    I seen you and what you was doing wasn't nice

    Added later

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    What, how, why

    What, how, why, who?

    All these questions. What are you, a cop?

  • 1 decade ago

    Knock Knock!

    Whos there?

    Nothing!

    Nothing who?

    ...

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