Medical emergency question-vey: why are my fingernails growing at a rapid pace? Do you think I am:?

A. Possessed by little tiny fingernail demons

B. allergic to Guido

C. Pregnint with a babby?

D. Radioactive, or

E. Something else as well as allergic to Guido?

Be creative, people. I'm trimming my fingernails twice per week versus like once per month 20 years ago.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    you have been sharing steroid needles with Wolverine again!

  • 1 decade ago

    You've died and have been re-animated by Guido to use for his and demented pleasure. Your nails and hair will continue to grow even after death.

    And your allergic to Guido...

    And you appear to have a similar rash round your mouth to Guido's er, you know.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    E) Attracted to AND allergic to Guido.

    *bends over*

    *cries*

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    F. The blood flow to your upper body is better than the blood flow to your lower body.

    Why don't you take a break from the bondage games and try uncinching the rope around your genitals?

    You sick bastage!

    Source(s): My Maîtresse
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Things grow more as you get old. My toenails are like monkey claws right now and I just cut them last week.

    I don't think your penis will grow any longer, I think it's only the things you don't want to grow that grow, like ear hair, nostril hair, pubic hair, etc.

  • pinky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    i dont know..i cut mine every two weeks but wow twice per week thats fast!!

    um it might have to do with something you eat..im not sure.

  • Mera
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Too much protein in your diet. You must be flexible. Or gay.

  • 1 decade ago

    F~to much masturbation.

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