If you were in the movie fight club, would you be Edward Norton or Brad Pitt?

Cuz this guy I work with told me that he wasn't even really at our job the other day, that he was a figment of my imagination. And I said, oh, yeah? Like in Fight Club? and he was like, Yeah. Like in fight club. And then I told him that if we were in fight club, I'd be Tyler Durden, and he'd be... show more Cuz this guy I work with told me that he wasn't even really at our job the other day, that he was a figment of my imagination. And I said, oh, yeah? Like in Fight Club? and he was like, Yeah. Like in fight club.

And then I told him that if we were in fight club, I'd be Tyler Durden, and he'd be "Jack" or "The Narrator" or whatever the hell you wanna call the guy.

And he said, "You'd be the imaginary guy?"

And I said, "Yeah, that's right. I'd be the cool imaginary guy, and you'd be the LOSER."
Update: Dog Souls: You can SO be Marla!
Update 2: Dog Souls: Do you wanna have my abortion?
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