I will be Edward Norton..
I once attended a Christian camp for people having a spiritual crisis. The thing is, I was not having a spiritual crisis.. I am a New Ager, essentially.
It is just that there is this girl that I've been hitting on.., and she is a member of the church. It was a crazy experience, because I pretended to be a "bad christian asking for one more chance".
Then after the camp, the girl approached me and said, "Part of me wishes that you burn in hell for having the nerve to mock my church, but the other part feels so happy for turning an otherwise senseless occasion into something interesting and entertaining. Thank you. Good luck on wherever your belief takes you. My home is here."
Well, we never dated. But we became good friends.
And that is the reason why I think I will be Edward Norton's character in Fight Club.