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Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 1 decade ago

Welcome to the Buk Show with Ma & Pa....Will you all forgive me?

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Pa: take that hat off, there's a lady in the room

Ma: it's ok Pa, it doesn't come off

Buk: If you hear your name..as an echo,

Pa: not that stuff again

Buk:Pa...you wrote your first poem yesterday, how was it?

Pa: nothing to it...easy as changing plugs on a 72' Jimmy

Ma: oh Pa, I remember the Jimmy, hands and hearts..we

Buk: yea, hands, great...Pa, you read a few as well..are you going to be a regular vistor to the poetry scene?

Ma: now Buk, Pa is a hard working Certified Mechanic, poetry is not his forte

Pa: farte? I did not...he's the one with soiled pants...and poets are weird

Buk: did any of the poets speak to you?

Pa: that Otteri guy, what the hell does hp do other than instigate thought..and that Ghost dude...man he's a big one

Ma: Koye sends my heart to heavenly plateaus

Pa: there she goes, next she'll be talking in tongues

Buk: yummmm, tongue...with corn and

Pa: oh man...HEY, PANTS MAN...GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY TOOLS

Ma: look Pa, he's spelling something..wait...wait..there it is, can you feel the truth?

Pa: I got his truth right here

Ma: run Buk run

Buk: now that's funny

Pa: Ma, I don't know what you see in those poet types

Ma: they are a bit weird, come here Pa

Buk: excuse me Mr. Cow, do you all have any sausage around here?

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Update:

*channeling cosmic platitudes, I received spiritual guidance for this*

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Awesome! I posted it as a note on facebook. Great job.

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  • Buk's Pants are a Legend......xxxxxx

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  • honey2
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I have been gone for a while, but after reading this...I feel as if I didn't miss a day. This is great! I love it! Love, honey

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  • Kirby
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Haha. That's funny. Bravo.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What is there to forgive, except making me spit out my iced tea and making my son laugh his butt off at me. LOL

    *cleaning up mess*

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  • -
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    shoot! pa's already gone for work! HE WILL LOVE THIS!

    he's gonna be a hard act to follow for me today!

    hilarious! It's like you know him!

    ma

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bahhaaahaaaahaahaaa

    Fecking perfect!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oh my goodness!!! This is an absolute scream!!! Funny, funny, funny stuff. ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....ha,ha.ha......you've captured the personalities perfectly! What freakin fun!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    mm, I want Sausages and Sweetcorn for Dinner now! :-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bukin funny.

    or should te, makin, pakin funny

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