Welcome to the Buk Show with Ma & Pa....Will you all forgive me?
Pa: take that hat off, there's a lady in the room
Ma: it's ok Pa, it doesn't come off
Buk: If you hear your name..as an echo,
Pa: not that stuff again
Buk:Pa...you wrote your first poem yesterday, how was it?
Pa: nothing to it...easy as changing plugs on a 72' Jimmy
Ma: oh Pa, I remember the Jimmy, hands and hearts..we
Buk: yea, hands, great...Pa, you read a few as well..are you going to be a regular vistor to the poetry scene?
Ma: now Buk, Pa is a hard working Certified Mechanic, poetry is not his forte
Pa: farte? I did not...he's the one with soiled pants...and poets are weird
Buk: did any of the poets speak to you?
Pa: that Otteri guy, what the hell does hp do other than instigate thought..and that Ghost dude...man he's a big one
Ma: Koye sends my heart to heavenly plateaus
Pa: there she goes, next she'll be talking in tongues
Buk: yummmm, tongue...with corn and
Pa: oh man...HEY, PANTS MAN...GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY TOOLS
Ma: look Pa, he's spelling something..wait...wait..there it is, can you feel the truth?
Pa: I got his truth right here
Ma: run Buk run
Buk: now that's funny
Pa: Ma, I don't know what you see in those poet types
Ma: they are a bit weird, come here Pa
Buk: excuse me Mr. Cow, do you all have any sausage around here?
*channeling cosmic platitudes, I received spiritual guidance for this*
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Awesome! I posted it as a note on facebook. Great job.
- 1 decade ago
Buk's Pants are a Legend......xxxxxx
- honey2Lv 61 decade ago
I have been gone for a while, but after reading this...I feel as if I didn't miss a day. This is great! I love it! Love, honey
- KirbyLv 71 decade ago
Haha. That's funny. Bravo.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
What is there to forgive, except making me spit out my iced tea and making my son laugh his butt off at me. LOL
*cleaning up mess*
- -Lv 71 decade ago
shoot! pa's already gone for work! HE WILL LOVE THIS!
he's gonna be a hard act to follow for me today!
hilarious! It's like you know him!
- Lizzy ®Lv 71 decade ago
- shirleyfLv 61 decade ago
Oh my goodness!!! This is an absolute scream!!! Funny, funny, funny stuff. ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....ha,ha.ha......you've captured the personalities perfectly! What freakin fun!!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
mm, I want Sausages and Sweetcorn for Dinner now! :-)
- it's meLv 61 decade ago
or should te, makin, pakin funny