What would do if you saw a random girl squeezing her ____ in a grocery store aisle ?

Question

So what would you do if all of sudden you see this random chick squeezing her nipples and moaning in a grocery aisle. Clothes all on.

The store is pretty vacant by the way.

Kinda bored xD

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

I'd obviously go home and put it into a Yahoo Answers question. :-p

Answer 2

It would take me a while to figure out what to do. I think I would invite her to go somewhere more private with me. Hard to know how she would react, but I wouldn't pass up the chance. (Maybe I would ask, "Is your name Charmin?")

Source(s): Mr. Whipple

Answer 3

If I were in a comic, I'd have a freaking huge ellipsis over my head.

Answer 4

depends is said girl hot and does she appear to be ages 18-40?

Answer 5

I would calmly walk into the restroom and rub one out.

Answer 6

I would throw her on the ground and rip her clothes off and get to work!!

Answer 7

I'd scream and make a huge scene. Yeah that's right. >.<

Answer 8

Ignore it and walk right by because its none of my business

Answer 9

I'd approach her, and ask if theres any way I can 'help'

Answer 10

get a super stiffy