Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Why is creationism mocked?

Creationism clearly wins out over evolution. If Ben Stein got in a fight with Richard Dawkins, Ben would use his creationist powers to pop a chair into existence, while Dawkins would try to form a cocoon and slowly evolve into a moth or something and this would take too long and while this was happening he would get knocked out cold by the Ben’s intelligently designed folding chair.

By the way, I'm trying to start a petition to ban people from visiting the Galapagos Islands. Would you sign it? Who knows what else Satan has hidden there to try to lead people astray from Jesus.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    because people believe what educated men say over what God says

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

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    "By the way, I'm trying to start a petition to ban people from visiting the Galapagos Islands. Would you sign it? Who knows what else Satan has hidden there to try to lead people astray from Jesus."

    What has that got to do with evolution?

    And Creationism is mocked because it contradicts all know scientific Evidencee...look it up on Google

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Pope, Catholic Church, Church of England and mainstream churches all accept evolution and the big bang!!

    Lord Carey the former Archbishop of Canterbury put it rather well – “Creationism is the fruit of a fundamentalist approach to scripture, ignoring scholarship and critical learning, and confusing different understandings of truth”!!

    Nice that christians and atheists can agree and laugh together even if it is at your expense!!

    Careful as you go now - we do not want you falling off the edge of your flat Earth!!

  • 1 decade ago

    "while Dawkins would try to form a cocoon and slowly evolve into a moth or something and this would take too long "

    You don't even know how evolution works XD

    Stop playing so much pokemon lol.

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  • 4 years ago

    that's mocked simply by fact there is not any longer one speck of evidence that helps creationism quite than evolution. each and every argument is one from very own incredulity ("i will no longer be able to know the way something this complicated could desire to ensue by way of organic means, hence it did no longer"), misunderstandings approximately what evolution is (hint: organic decision isn't random risk), and the desire to work out evidence of one's very own deity interior the organic worldwide. in case you fairly think of people elect to have self belief they got here from animals so as that they are able to act like animals, why are not prisons crammed with scientists? Why are they overwhelmingly populated by way of Christians and those with little training? Why do you think of coming from airborne dirt and dirt is extra ideal than coming from animals? in case you think of evolution is approximately random risk you're proving which you do no longer quite comprehend it. the only random area is mutations. organic decision appearing on mutations is something yet random. If there have been certainly evidence for advent, creationist authors would not ought to make up each and every of the lies they do approximately how scientists who learn DNA by surprise advance into Christians, or that perception in evolution is dying out, or that some unnamed scientist fed evolution info right into a working laptop or computing gadget and located that it advance into impossible. humorous how they are able to never easily lower back up those statements with sturdy evidence.

  • Jester
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    1 decade ago

    "Who knows what else Satan has hidden there to try to lead people astray from Jesus" !

    In which mental institution do you live?

    And you wonder why creationism is mocked!

    Why indeed?

  • 1 decade ago

    An excellent example of Poe's Law. Kudoes

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Heheh...excellent!!

    10/10!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    "Creationism clearly wins out over evolution."

    Because of ludicrous statements like this.

    Evolution is a scientific fact and theory. Creationism is a fairy tale.

  • 1 decade ago

    People who believe in creationism probably think that david copperfield is a witch.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey, Poe, whaddya know?

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