I took my goldfish out of his cage to walk him and he fell asleep?

Why is he so darn LAZY?!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    God I don't know...kick him and tell him to wake up!

    Haha omg dude that is so freaking funny! Mind if I use that joke? Cuz that is soooo hilarious!

  • 1 decade ago

    Your fish isn't lazy. He has ceased to exist. A goldfish has gills that hold tiny capillaries that are use to picking up very small concentrations of oxygen in water. When you took him out of the tank, he basically "overdosed" on oxygen due to his capillaries absording so much avaible oxygen (about 20% in air compared to very very meager >1% in water) and died. I am sorry for your loss. DO NOT flush the fish. It's actually against the law in some states because it's cruel because the fish may not be dead and is thrown into toxins that make it suffer. Also, the body can cause "pollution" as well. Put him in the trash or bury him.

    Fish don't have feet/paws as well so that's why he wasn't able to walk either. I would suggest getting a dog as your next pet and take good care of him/her.

    LOLICOPTER AWAY!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Obesity

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm sorry, child, but your fish is just a rotting carcass now.

    It's time to let your fish move on, and give him a good flush.

    In fact, give him two good flushes, an extra one for me, because I loved that damn fish too!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think he has narcolepsy, very common with goldfish.

    ;p

    Source(s): Mr.Orange
  • 1 decade ago

    "Change of circumstance causes evolution."

    *Fanfare plays*

    flop flop flop flop

    Wow, this body was better in the sea.

    flop flop splash

    "Change of circumstance causes evolution."

    *Fanfare plays*

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    u forgot his seahorse. he got tired of walkin.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahaha

  • z
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    wakey wakey

  • 1 decade ago

    let me think...

    YA THEY NEED WATER

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