I think my toothbrush is possessed!! Please help me!?

its been happening for about a month now. Every day, I wake up finding my toothbrush in odd places, and I dont even remember putting it in these strange places. The strangest place I found it was in the microwave. I once taped the brush onto my bathroom sink, but the next day I find it taped onto the bathroom ceiling. I even video taped my brush sitting there in nights, but it didnt move, it just sat there like a inocent toothbrush! Besides finding it in wrong places, it also did horrible on cleaning my teeth, it made my gum bleed many times. I can't throw it away either! It keeps coming back! No one believes me, I'm not on drugs, and I'm not insane. I dont what to do, help me!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You need to get an exorcist.

  • jm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Your toothbrush is crying out for help. Try changing your toothpaste, it worked for me. I found my toothbrush trying to get into the liquor cabinet, that was the last straw. I bought a mint flavored toothpaste.

  • 1 decade ago

    Move 5000 miles away where it can't follow!

    If that doesn't work, just carry it around with you everywhere you go.

    If that seems too uncomfortable, you may just need to end your life.

  • 1 decade ago

    Somebody is ******* with your toothbrush. Who knows where they put it? They might have brushed their *** with it just to see if you would brush your teeth with it after. I recommend throwing it out.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Try burning It

  • 1 decade ago

    You change toothbrush.

  • 1 decade ago

    maybe you have ghosts.

    call Ghostbusters.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol burn it and buy a new one :)

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