How do I explain to my daughter that the boob job she got for her 17th Birthday was her "college fund"?
Then when she asked for a boob job for her 17th Birthday we though well, she ain't going to college so we may as well give her something to fall back on.
Well now that she's had a year off from graduation and hasn't met a boy she has decided that she wants to go to college, well we never started a fund for her, and what money we did have we spent on the boob job and a home tanning bed.
So my question is how do I explain to her that going to college (even if we did have the money) isn't really going to do someone like her any good?
I gym membership would probably be a better investment.