Anonymous asked in SportsFootball (Soccer)FIFA World Cup (TM) · 1 decade ago

How can I get a little Polish Grandma...?

To cook me Perogies and talk about the Soviets all day?

I typically borrow my friend's grandmother over the phone but I really want my own :((

FQ- Are you chewing gum at the moment?


Oh chucks I forgot to mention the Nazis

Update 2:

btw I love my grandma too but she's more of a Lets talk about Jesus, the family, how to make a good home cooked meal, eat ice cream,and Bible talk :D With the occasional cry and her falling asleep while telling me about how when she was young she went Mango picking. lol

Update 3:

@Ibrahim: SANTON! ♥

6 Answers

  • Best Answer

    Have you tried ?

    Each grandmother comes with a 1 year guarantee

    Jewish/Polish ones are on offer in September

  • 1 decade ago

    Send me $500 and an address to send her, oddly I've got a few working in my sweatshop downstairs. You'll need to feed her right away though.

    FQ: Nope, it's bed time I just brushed my teeth.

  • Susan
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Zofia is weird if the name is Sofia just call her Sofia/Sophia use the english spelling as its the same name just like the name Nora in finland its spelled Noora and in US its Nora

  • ......
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Buy one, hmph,

    Stef, Santon and milito?

    Told you stefy we were gonna crush em. Almost broke them into two :P

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    psht..the really good Polish Grandmas talk about both the Soviet, and Nazi days:P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    KIDNAP HER!!!.

    and yes i am chewing gum

    Source(s): already done it
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