"Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang."-Sokka
"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka
"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka
"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)
Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."
Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"
Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."
Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"
Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."
Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"
Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"
(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)
Katara: "Uh... no."
(everyone goes back to eating)
Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."
(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)
Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"
Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."
Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."
Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."
Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"
Katara: "Maybe he was captured."
Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."
Toph: "I bet he ran away again."
Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."
Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"
Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"
Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"
Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."
Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."
*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*
Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"
*Needless to say, everyone stares.*
Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."
*smiles wider and clings tighter*
Toph: "Now it's my turn!"
Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"
Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)
Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"
Suki: "Actually, it's me."
Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."
Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"
Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"
Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."
Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."
Sokka: "I can still fight!"
Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."
Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"
Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."
Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."
*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*
Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."
Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"
Aang: "I like jokes."
Toph: "Bring it."
Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"
*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*
Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."
Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."
i had so much fun looking for these! ^.^
google, of course! XDD