Funny Avatar:The Last Airbender quotes?
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
"I can't believe it.......I have The Boulder's autograph!!"
"Your Zuko costume's great. But your scar's on the wrong side."
"The scar's NOT on the wrong side!"
"In my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion and you stopped to use the bathroom. We die because of your tiny bladder."
"Good night, Katara, Good night, Sokka. Good night, Toph. Good night, Appa. Good night, Momo. Good night Appa and......"
"GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!"
"OK. You both need to calm down."
"Both? I'M COMPLETELY CALM!"
"I can see that."
"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!"
"Wait, someone's missing from your group. Someone very important........; where's Momo?"
"Do they have bathrooms in the Spirit World?"
"As a matter of fact, they do not."
"I know this is from you Sokka! Toph can't write!"
"What are you doing?!"
"Saving the jerk who dumped me."
"Uncle, I didn't see you get hit with the tongue."
"Boomerang! You do always come back!"
"I'm sorry. Let me start over........Katara and I met Aang in an iceberg. But I didn't like Aang at first but I grew to love him......."
"Wow. When he said the beginning, he meant the beginning beginning."
I had so much fun coming up with these!
- ibitsuLv 41 decade ago
Oh I love Avatar :]
Prince Zuko: You're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.
Sokka: Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky?
Aang: That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.
Sokka: [groans] That was why the smoke smelled so good...
Sokka: How come every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?
Katara: It's not magic. It's Water Bending.
Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: THEY SNUCK UP ON ME!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.
Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?
Earth Bender: Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered.
Uncle Iroh: That's true. But you are clearly outmatched.
And so on... :]
- Anonymous4 years ago
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Aang is probably the most creative and versatile fighter in the whole series. His fighting style (air nomands, amirite or amirong?) is unmatchable. with all due respect, Korra, u better go make me some sammich this instant. Katara is a fukcing legend - she can bloodbend! Korra being the Avatar gives her an edge, but if she used only water, than Katara hands down. Toph is the greatest earth bender than ever lived. NO ONE is so in tune with his elements as the blind little (but very bratty!) girl. Zuko was never that good if you compare him to Azula but he's still better than Korra, of whom we didn't see any significant fire action. But it's important to remember that the techniques have advanced greatly in the course of 70 years. Azula. insane b*tch. got a soft spot for Zu. IROH! I mean, he's a freaking LEGEND. Toph. Toph. Ty Lee. Suki's great but come on, lets get real. Iroh, easily. Momo! pabu is just a cute little black footed ferret/ red panda hybrid. Momo is so much more. cute momo *pets* Appa! Naga is adorable but she can't match the 10 ton flying bison - Appa IS THE MAN period. Ozai, you compare royals to commoners? tfu tfu, quiet u equalist! Fire Nation. Admittedly, his army is much more skilled overall, but that unruly haphazardly assembled body was the most disciplined, world conquering army in the world? I expected better judgement you sir >_<
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- 1 decade ago
is this real or a legend?
Oh it's a real legend
- jeanieLv 44 years ago
Maybe, but I am not sure
- 1 decade ago
"Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! ... Oh, and he's attacking Aang."-Sokka
"Oh no... I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!"-Sokka
"You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?"-Sokka
"O great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you."-Sokka (holding up Momo)
Sokka: "In order to take out the Fire Lord- or in this case, the Melon Lord- our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy-hot offense. And while the Melon Lord is distracted, Aang swoops in and... BAM! He delivers the final blow."
Toph: "Uhh... What about me?"
Sokka: "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces."
Toph: "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?"
Sokka: "What ever makes the training feel more realistic."
Katara: "I have a surprise for everyone!"
Toph: "I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!"
(Sokka, Suki, and Zuko blink dumbly then lean closer to Katara)
Katara: "Uh... no."
(everyone goes back to eating)
Katara: "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this."
(lets loose the scroll in her hand- a baby picture painting)
Katara: "Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cuuute!"
Aang: "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like."
Sokka: "Sure you can! You're the Avatar! If it's in the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the Universe will forgive you."
Sokka: "Look there's his footprints! His trail ends here."
Suki: "So... he went for a midnight swim and never came back?"
Katara: "Maybe he was captured."
Sokka: "I don't think so. There's no sign of a struggle."
Toph: "I bet he ran away again."
Sokka: "Uh-uh. He left behind his glider and Appa."
Toph: "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy-one?"
Sokka: "It's pretty obvious. Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle; he's definitely on a Spirit World journey!"
Zuko: "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?"
Sokka: "Oh yeah. Forgot about that."
Katara: "Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him."
*Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.*
Toph: "I'm going with Zuko!"
*Needless to say, everyone stares.*
Toph: "What? Everyone else went on a life-changing fieldtrip with Zuko."
*smiles wider and clings tighter*
Toph: "Now it's my turn!"
Toph: (falls into the sea) "Help! I can't swim!"
Sokka: "I'm comin', Toph!"
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it)
Toph: "Help! Oh, Sokka, you saved me!" (kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the cheek) "Mmmwa!"
Suki: "Actually, it's me."
Toph: "Oh... Well... heh heh... You can go ahead and let me drown now."
Katara: "It's those three girls from Omashu!"
Toph: "We can take 'em! Three on three!"
Sokka: "Actually, Toph, there's four of us."
Toph: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you... y'know, no bending and all."
Sokka: "I can still fight!"
Toph: "OK, three on three plus Sokka."
Aang: "Alright, you've caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?"
Azula: "You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblence? Here's a hint."
Azula (covers her left eye and deepens her voice): "I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."
*Aang just stares, albeit sleepily*
Azula: "It's ok. You can laugh. It's funny."
Zuko: "No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?"
Aang: "I like jokes."
Toph: "Bring it."
Zuko: "Ok, well I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is: 'Leaf me alone! I'm bushed!'"
*long silence while everyone stares at Zuko*
Zuko: "Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it."
Katara: "Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing."
i had so much fun looking for these! ^.^Source(s): google, of course! XDD