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funny anti-french joke:
A middle age woman dressed rather provocatively for her age and wearing too much makeup passes a group of construction workers eating lunch on a downtown street. One of the construction workers approaches the middle age fancy lady and says to her: "Hey lady, you look like an over-the-hill, writhered up, skanky, dirty, wrinkly, ugly, smelly, cheap, french whore!" The lady, shocked, looks at the construction worker long and hard and then finally slaps him across his face. "How dare you call me French!" she exclaimed, then walked off in a huff.