Want to hear a really funny joke about a priest and a rabbi?

There's a priest and rabbi walking down the street when a group of young boys walk past them. The priest nudges the rabbi and says, "Hey, rabbi, wanna screw those boys?" The rabbi contemplates, then looks up at his priest friend and asks, "Out of what?" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bonus... show more There's a priest and rabbi walking down the street when a group of young boys walk past them. The priest nudges the rabbi and says, "Hey, rabbi, wanna screw those boys?" The rabbi contemplates, then looks up at his priest friend and asks, "Out of what?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Bonus Joke:
funny anti-french joke:

A middle age woman dressed rather provocatively for her age and wearing too much makeup passes a group of construction workers eating lunch on a downtown street. One of the construction workers approaches the middle age fancy lady and says to her: "Hey lady, you look like an over-the-hill, writhered up, skanky, dirty, wrinkly, ugly, smelly, cheap, french whore!" The lady, shocked, looks at the construction worker long and hard and then finally slaps him across his face. "How dare you call me French!" she exclaimed, then walked off in a huff.
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