Hank asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Want to hear a really funny joke about a priest and a rabbi?

There's a priest and rabbi walking down the street when a group of young boys walk past them. The priest nudges the rabbi and says, "Hey, rabbi, wanna screw those boys?" The rabbi contemplates, then looks up at his priest friend and asks, "Out of what?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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funny anti-french joke:

A middle age woman dressed rather provocatively for her age and wearing too much makeup passes a group of construction workers eating lunch on a downtown street. One of the construction workers approaches the middle age fancy lady and says to her: "Hey lady, you look like an over-the-hill, writhered up, skanky, dirty, wrinkly, ugly, smelly, cheap, french whore!" The lady, shocked, looks at the construction worker long and hard and then finally slaps him across his face. "How dare you call me French!" she exclaimed, then walked off in a huff.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    You do realize people are going to report you for this don't you?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    those are hysterical jokes!

    But you know the "liberals" are going to report you and have you censored, especially over the french joke. They don't like their beloved europeans being made fun of.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    GOD BLESS THE USA!!

    If only liberals had a sense of humor!

  • 1 decade ago

    The first joke was funnier.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL I needed a laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    I won't censor you, we need jokes!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wow.

    Why do you liberals hate the French so much?

    They are just people.

  • 1 decade ago

    YOU MADE ME LAUGH!

  • Sugar
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    NOt very funny...

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