A Raiders fan walks into a sports bar with his dog. The bartender says,

"Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The guy says "Please, he's a real avid Raiders fan and our TV just broke.

He's never missed a game."

The bartender relents and the guy and his dog find a place right in front of

the big screen. Halfway through the third quarter, the Raiders score a field

goal. The dog goes crazy! He's chasing his tail, rolling over, doing flips

and generally going wild. The bartender says, "Wow, what's he do if they

score a touchdown?"

The Raiders fan replies, "How should I know? I've only had him for three


10 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    There's a rumor that Al Davis has lined up a new corporate sponsor for the Raiders - Tampax. He though it was appropriate since the team is going through a very bad period.

    An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm worried sick - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?" "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Raiders fans come from?"

  • 4 years ago

    The Chargers have beat the Raiders 9 Straight times ,So make it 10 after this game.

  • Brian
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Reaching- like the Raiders.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Even as a Raider fan...

    I must compliment you.

    Keep up the good work.

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol Wow.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha ive heard that before but for the Browns

  • Bob
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL, btw who's ur team?

    I don't think u'd rip on ur own team like that.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol my dog duz the same thing

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha good one.

  • lol

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.