Uhm... Should I be concerned about that noise in the attic?

it's making the monster in the closet a little nervous...

21 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    Oh, don't worry, I'm just installing several .....(cough, cough).....um, temperature sensors, in all your rooms. You know, for the AC system.

    They may swivel around and follow your movements sometimes, pay no attention to that, it's not important.

    Did I mention this is all free of charge?

    Source(s): Your friendly neighborhood HVAC technician.
  • 1 decade ago

    I think the monster in the closet is just going through an identity crisis, Im just trying to remind it what its responsibilities and duties are. But, I'l try to keep the noise down.

  • 1 decade ago

    i would get the F*** out of there go to the gas station, pay for a gallon, put it in a acontainer,buy some matches of some hooker, run back home, open the attic door a little, toss the gas in there(with the lid off,) light the match, throw a couple of matches in there, board up the attic, watch it burn, and laugh sinestraily.

  • Lol! I actually laughed, good job, you get a star =)

    -- but if you want to be concerned, go ahead and panic, but it's probably just the deceased zombie squirrels seeking out revenge for not cleaning up there, and forgetting how to get out....

    *shrugs* or the infamous rapist that noone knows about ^^

    Source(s): x)
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  • its me
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    its just the Monster-in-closet's pet bats. Let them out so they can play with the monster

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No need to fear! It's just the platton of Red Shirted Doom Troopers I sent to assist you with your vendetta against zombie spiders. And no worries if each of them is horribly killed, they are just Red Shirts after all.

    Source(s): Oh, and they should have also dropped off you confetti cannon, and grenade launcher... (FYI I modified your grenade launcher... It now fires six grenades in less then 10 seconds!!!! )
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it's making the monster under my bed cry in a fetal position too .

    i wish it would stop .

  • 1 decade ago

    you should always be concerned.

    Cause as soon as you turn your back, the thing from the attic will CHOMP on you.


  • 1 decade ago

    poor monster! don't worry, it's probably just a demon with a chainsaw.

  • 1 decade ago

    Depends on how long your boyfriend or husband has been up there.

    and with whom.

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