How can I be sure you're not a knife-wielding maniac?

... i never can tell on the internet =)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Because I'm a Death-Ray using Evil Overlord! I have no time for knife wielding! There are do-gooders to dispatch in increasingly comical ways!

  • 1 decade ago

    Knives are sooo 1980's. I've graduated to a chainsaw wielding maniac.

  • 1 decade ago

    Actually I was gonna say that I'm a "nice welding" maniac.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because I'm holding an axe.

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  • 1 decade ago

    how can i be sure YOU arent a midget kidnapping "megan wants a millionaire" contestant?

    u can never tell these days.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Check my pockets. I don't carry a knife.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    aww you got me! too bad now i have to stab you in the neck

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    don't accuse me! now I have to run you over with my car

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What are YOU hiding behind YOUR back?

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