Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why does Helen Keller Play the piano with one hand?

She sings with the other hand.

What did Helen Keller's mom do when she said bad words?

Washed her hands with soap.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run off a cliff?

You would too if your name was adsfgopiafadsogidafshjga.

*******Dirty joke*********

Why does Helen Keller master bate with one hand?

She moans with the other.

8 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    ah man those are good, but i've hear all those before

    how did helen kellers parents punish her?

    they moved the furniture around

    why couldn't helen keller drive?

    cuz she's a woman

  • 3 years ago

    Keller Piano

  • Nancy
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Making fun of someone who had disabilities isn't very funny. Besides, she overcame hers to accomplish a lot iin her life. What have you accomplished?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    what did hellen keller say wen she fell of the cliff

    (and then you wave your hands around like crazy and do a ton of lil crazy motions)

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Not funny. :/

    It's not funny to make jokes about a deaf and blind woman.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not funny

  • 1 decade ago

    well i know who's goin to hell

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha. good ones :)

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