How does Edward Scissorhands masturbate?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    He had a deal worked out with Gilbert Grape in which he traded haircuts for handjobs. Interestingly, this became the cornerstone of the Clinton administration's foreign policy with Africa.

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  • 4 years ago

    Interesting that you think only hands can be used to masturbate. Try thinking outside the fist. Of course he could but he would circumcise himself.

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  • KitKat
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Polly Ovenmitt helps a lot.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He wears rubber cloves

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Carefully,very very carefully.

    I wouldn't imagine he has much success with blow up dolls either.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well see the thing the movie doesn't explain is while the maker never finished his hands he also never finished his penis. instead its a tight little revolver that he just has to cock and pull to get off.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are you kidding?

    That boy's got honing-stone under his belt.

    How do you think he keeps his scissors so sharp?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry that just made me laugh out loud!

    Er, he gets someone else to do it lol

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  • Jake
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ouch. Explains why he wanted a girlfriend so badly. ;)

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  • 1 decade ago

    You are hereby awarded the "Best quandary of the day"

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