Who would win in a knife fight between a squid and a monkey?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

It would depend on the environment.

If it was underwater, the squid wins hands down. Monkeys aren't such good swimmers, and the squid would be able to blind it with ink, immobilize its arms with four of its tentacles, and stab it with the remaining ones. No contest.

If it was in a tree, the monkey wins. He'd most likely have his family nearby - ready to provide fire support with coconuts and poop.

Answer 3

Squid can't live on land. So my guess is the monkey. Haha

Answer 4

Its squid man! coz Widely distributed fast-moving ten-armed cephalopod mollusk having a long tapered body with triangular tail fins

Source(s): wordweb

Answer 5

In the water or on land?

How many knives?

If in water: Squid

If on land with one knife each: Monkey

If on land with as many knives as appendages: Squid

Source(s): Science, The Internet, The Blogosphere, Television and Media

Answer 6

Squid, cmon they have 8 legs. They could shred the little..

EDIT: I mean octupus. Wow -_-

Still. The squid would own.

Answer 7

The monkey, because it's super fast.

Answer 8

Squids have more arms, therefore more of an advantage.

Source(s): They could pull a secret attack from behind >.<

Answer 9

Monkeys all the way baby!!!

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Answer 10

monkey

Answer 11

The squid, duh. Ten knives will beat the monkey's one.

Edit: to the guy below me, I'd say it would be the monkey who would drown, so hah!