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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Who would win in a knife fight between a squid and a monkey?

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  • 1 decade ago

    It would depend on the environment.

    If it was underwater, the squid wins hands down. Monkeys aren't such good swimmers, and the squid would be able to blind it with ink, immobilize its arms with four of its tentacles, and stab it with the remaining ones. No contest.

    If it was in a tree, the monkey wins. He'd most likely have his family nearby - ready to provide fire support with coconuts and poop.

  • 1 decade ago

    Squid can't live on land. So my guess is the monkey. Haha

  • 1 decade ago

    Its squid man! coz Widely distributed fast-moving ten-armed cephalopod mollusk having a long tapered body with triangular tail fins

    Source(s): wordweb
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  • Brad J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    In the water or on land?

    How many knives?

    If in water: Squid

    If on land with one knife each: Monkey

    If on land with as many knives as appendages: Squid

    Source(s): Science, The Internet, The Blogosphere, Television and Media
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Squid, cmon they have 8 legs. They could shred the little..

    EDIT: I mean octupus. Wow -_-

    Still. The squid would own.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The monkey, because it's super fast.

  • 1 decade ago

    Squids have more arms, therefore more of an advantage.

    Source(s): They could pull a secret attack from behind >.<
  • 1 decade ago

    Monkeys all the way baby!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    monkey

  • 1 decade ago

    The squid, duh. Ten knives will beat the monkey's one.

    Edit: to the guy below me, I'd say it would be the monkey who would drown, so hah!

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