Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • daizyh
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    It was Fryday. :P

  • 1 decade ago

    I've done a lot of research on the subject.. After 13 years of Interviewing the most important chickens all around the world I could never find an answer. Then on fall of 2008 I met the chief of an Indian tribe, He told me that on Mount Everest in Angola, there lives a Chicken, he told me to find that chicken and ask her. So I went there, it was tough getting there, after 5 days of climbing those mountains I got to the top and there was a little dog house where the chicken lived, I knocked on the door, and there was the chicken, probably on her 80's, she invited me in, offered me a cup of tea, and I asked a feel questions to her, then finally I asked her "Why did the chicken cross the road?" She lights a joint, looks at me and says "to get to the other side of course!"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it didn't the road crossed the chicken

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He was a rooster but always a hen at heart. :)

    Cross dressing bird

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  • 1 decade ago

    to find u lol its foster farms i saw him!!!!!! he crossed the road

  • 1 decade ago

    to get away from his b*tching wife screaming "why the hell is he crossing the road!" ;p

  • 1 decade ago

    peer pressure

  • 1 decade ago

    if it is not dying today by a car . it will die tomorrow by a fire

  • 1 decade ago

    to show the blonde how

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    to show the londe how, lol. cuz the chicken is a bad *** and does wat it wants. cuz it like obama.

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