Jesus just called and he told me to tell you....?

WE HAVE A BARGAIN BASEMENT WHOLESALE SPECIAL TODAY!!! for a limited time only, we have your half price ticket to salvation for only 29.95!!! thats right folks get them while supplies last and if you act now we will throw in a blessing for ONLY 5.95!! YOU CANT BEAT THESE DEALS ANY WHERE ELSE, AMEN AND THANK YA JESUS....check out our other love gifts below

bumper sticker "i got my ticket to salvation do you" = 2.95

5 onces of holy water = 11.95

plastic jesus for your dashboard= 6.95


poor charles

5 Answers

  • Md S
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thank you but no. I am already wary of Jesus' tricks.

  • 1 decade ago

    ...I see you fell for that "trick" (like most fools do)... you see, the Salvation Jesus offers is "FREE", no charge...

    Source(s): Ephesians, Ch 2 vs. 8 & 9.
  • 1 decade ago

    No thanks.

    I don't need your tickets, I have Jesus.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha! :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    :-( Nice try at sick humor.

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