Neon green urine, and dark blue stool?

This morning, when I relieved myself at work, I noticed that my stream of urine was an extremely bright yellowish green, like a friggin light saber! Later today, when I shot a dook, my poop was blue? I'm seriously freaking out right now. Am I turning into a monster? Should I see a doctor? Why am I... show more This morning, when I relieved myself at work, I noticed that my stream of urine was an extremely bright yellowish green, like a friggin light saber! Later today, when I shot a dook, my poop was blue?

I'm seriously freaking out right now. Am I turning into a monster? Should I see a doctor? Why am I hyperpissing out Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and shitblasting a smurf in the toilet?

I'm freaking out here!
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