Lyrics of Eminem's song Bagpipes from bahgmad?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Bagpipes From Baghdad lyrics

    Songwriters: Batson, Mark; Cruse, S; Elizondo, M; Lawrence, T; Mathers, Marshall; Parker, Dawaun; Young, Andre Romell;

    Ohh, it's music to my ears

    Oh man, how can I describe the way I feel?

    ******' great, man

    Okay, let me see, how could I begin?

    Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch

    Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch

    Red wine for breakfast and for brunch

    And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch

    Mariah, whatever happened to us?

    Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch

    You see I never really asked for much

    I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind

    After such a nasty break up

    With that Latin hunk Luis Miguel

    Nick Cannon better back the **** up

    I'm not playin', I want her back you punk

    This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk

    Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk

    Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings Abba crunk

    And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya

    You can beat me with any spatula that you want

    I mean I really want ya bad, you ****

    Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk

    Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood

    So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    What's goin' through my mind half the time

    When my rhyme are blowin' up my

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad

    You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture

    I'm the miracle whip, a trickster

    My signature sound when the tube of lipsticks surround

    I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man

    What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals

    This beautiful pill dust in my palm

    Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle

    Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama

    I cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya

    The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the ******' Red Sonja

    Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin' ya Norman

    You're so ******' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy

    You don't know what the **** you're doin'

    I ain't playin' no ******' more

    Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the ******' whore

    Every minute there's a sucka born

    Snuck up on Malakai and made the motherfuckers suck

    On a shucka corn

    Shucka, shucka corn, shucka corn

    Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's ******' on

    Now what the **** are ya doin'? You're runnin' over the snow blower

    With the lawnmower blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    What's goin' through my mind half the time

    When my rhyme are blowin' up my

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad bag

    In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables

    I bet you they become heterosexual

    Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you

    Titty ******' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

    Is what they said, to the two conjoined twins

    "How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?"

    You need some ointment, just set up an appointment

    Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip

    I just got my one year sobriety coin chip

    When the bad get goin', how bad does the goin' get?

    Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin' groins with

    Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip

    I'm goin' to get the needle and thread from the sowin' kit

    And attempt to separate 'em, and stitch them back at the loins, ****

    Knew the little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy chip

    Cookie looky, even took me a Polaroid

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    When will it ever cease for Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    What's goin' through my mind half the time

    When my rhyme are blowin' up my

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    Somebody turn the 'Vacancy' sign on 'cause I'm gone blowin' up my

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

    I run the streets and act like a mad man holdin' a glad bag of

    Bagpipes from Baghdad

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Eminem Bagpipes From Baghdad Lyrics

  • Ray
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Go on azlyrics.com and you'll find all of the lyrics from his albums. Just click on E and scroll down until you find Eminem and click on it. Then look for Bahgmad and under it should be Bagpipes. If it's not there, someone hasn't added it yet.

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