do you know or know of any of these taters?

spec tater

comment tater

dick tater

agie tater

hezzie tater

emma tater

Update:

makwa...i had him in mind when i posted this...ha ha!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Oh sure! Isn't that the Tater Family and all of their small fries?

    One potato, two potato...

    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

    and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato,

    which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

    They warned her about going out and getting half-baked,

    so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name

    for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her in the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and

    become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise

    so as not to be too skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam

    to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

    And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University)so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.... Tom Brokaw?

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

    They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just ......

    A COMMONTATER!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tater Tot?

  • Makwa
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I've only seen Tater Salad on here. Those others sound like "the usual suspects."

  • 1 decade ago

    hmmmmm....I know a Tater on YA...but I have to say you sure did a great job with all these..LMAO!

    Does that make you a master tater? Oh here I go again...just trying to ketchup with all those taters!

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  • 1 decade ago

    My husband is a levy tater

  • 1 decade ago

    only kind of taters I know are tater tots and tater salad lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I only know purr tater I'm afraid.

  • Dizz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    CW , In this house there's only one tater & thats Bri's spuds , lol

    Here , I got my TATER . Great guy , too .

    Don't tell Bri I said that * wink * D :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My son would be called tater tot, if I had one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I also know Fermine tater

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