Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met.LOL


how about this one

Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It's called, dontsumi.

5 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Q: What's the definition of "a shame"?

    A: A Bus load of lawyers going off a cliff with an empty seat.

    Q: What do an apple and a lawyer have in common?

    A: They both look good hanging from a tree!!

  • boyter
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    little ones are innocents and could be shielded from any kind of militia action, even terrorist could comply with this and depart those teenagers on my own. fat substitute because of fact they're basically moslem killers who have no regard for lifestyles even the lives of young little ones. the super war is coming, this is not any longer distant and afterwards, whilst this is throughout, whoever is left status became suitable.

  • Amanda
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    a good start

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats great, thats really great.

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    1 decade ago


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