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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

What is the funniest "Priest and Rabbi" joke?

Update:

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Update 2:

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    The rabbi ducks, and the priest got a concussion. The end :).

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There was a rabbi and a priest walking through the forest just talking. They encounter a group of cannibals. The cannibals are going to eat them but they are allowed one last meal before they die. The priest asks for pasta. They give him pasta, then they boil the priest. They ask the rabbi what he wants to eat. The rabbi says he wants some strawberries. Then the cannibals told him they weren't in season. Then the rabbi says he'll wait.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don´t know...

    A priest and a rabbi who had been friends for years were at a party, and the priest saw the rabbi carefully removing the ham from some sandwiches. He asked him "When will you finally get over such trifles?" And the rabbi answered: "At your wedding reception!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, they should've watched where they were going.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    3 guys walk into a bar; a priest, a child molester and a rapist. And that was just the first guy.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A Priest and a Rabbi are going down the street. Along the way, they notice a young boy running around all alone. The Priest says: "I'd love to screw him". The Rabbi replies: "Outta what?".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a priest, rabbi, and a minister are deciding how much money to give to charity...the priest says we'll draw a circle, throw the money in the air...whatever lands inside the circle we'll give to charity......the minister says we'll draw a circle, throw the money in the air, whatever lands OUTSIDE the circle we'll give to charity.......the rabbi says, we'll draw a circle, throw the money in the air, whatever god wants, he keeps

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  • Ether
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    What's the difference between a preist and a rabbi?

    a priest will take mass and a rabbi does not recognize the lord's supper.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the two are about to divide the tithes into curch and private money.

    Priest says: let's draw a circle and throw the money into the air. what falls into the circle, it is god's, the rest is ours.

    Rabbi says> let's throw the money into the air. God will take what he wants, the rest is for us.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I like the one about keeping the Kosher condom in the little box on top of thier heads to use on the baby Isaac by the cultural Gay Jews

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