? asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Does any one know of any Libertarian jokes. Not so crude ones.?

I have a friend who is a Obama basher. And I think he needs a swift stfu libertarian jokes. Because that what he is.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    What do you call a smart democrat? A libertarian

    A libertarian is a conservative who's been busted.

    A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.

    The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911.

    cha-chhing!!

    Oh you wanted the other way around..

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  • Erika
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    Libertarian Jokes

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    This Site Might Help You.

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    Does any one know of any Libertarian jokes. Not so crude ones.?

    I have a friend who is a Obama basher. And I think he needs a swift stfu libertarian jokes. Because that what he is.

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  • 4 years ago

    libertarian jokes crude

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  • 1 decade ago

    This is how the old libertarian light bulb joke goes:

    How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. If the light bulb needs to be changed, the market will take care of it.

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  • 4 years ago

    The Chicken and The Horse A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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  • Val
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    How many Libertarians does it take to change alight bulb?

    As many as they need as long as it doesn't require the Govt. to intervene.

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  • 1 decade ago

    A libertarian is just a conservative that has discovered the pleasures of smoking pot.

    Why do many neocons wear gold necklaces? So they know when to stop shaving.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What do you call a party that will never be elected to the white house because we live in a fascist plutocracy with rigged elections?

    The Libertarians!! hahah! Get it?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What is the difference between Obama and God?

    God doesn't think he is Obama.

    How are God and Obama similar?

    Neither has a birth certificate.

    Should be other way around, but supporting that man would be one more person that has contracted the liberal disease.

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