What is your favorite cute and funny MJ picture? links? FANS ONLY PLEASE?

Can you come up with a cute and funny caption to go along with it? Here's mine:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/...

Caption: Michael: "This is how my sunglasses would fit if I didn't have a nose."
Update: And this:
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/...

Caption: "Can I go home yet?"
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