Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

what's the best yo mumma joke ever?

is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in aheadlock

Ya mama's so ugly, God's thinking of issuing a recall.

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought that babies came from the infantry.

Ya mama's so ugly it made the Devil jealous.

Yo mommas so fat she had to baptised at seaworld.

Yo momma's so fat when she went in the ocean water the whales started singing: "we are family"

Your mamma is so fat, when she finally decided to go on a diet, Mcdonalds went out of busines

Your mumma so Dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

Your mum's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

Yo mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

Your mum's like a hoover....She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.

Yo mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.

Yo mama's so fat when god said "let there be light " he told her to move her fat ***.

Yo mum's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

Yo mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol.

6 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Your momma's so fat when she was swimming at the beach, Spain claimed her for the New World.

    Your momma's so old she walked into an antique shop, and they kept her.

    Your momma's so ugly they smash her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Your mom's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.

  • 1 decade ago

    When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live

    When I have sex with her I have to slap her *** and ride the wave in

    When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down

    She bungee jumped and went straight to hell

    She fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

    She would have been in E.T., but when she rode that bike across the moon the ***** caused an eclipse

    She stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*** off

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    try this one . Your mummas so fat i had to role her in flower and look for the wet spot

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  • 4 years ago

    yo mama so stupid she thinks that pinpong balls are chinese STDS

  • laura
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    when yo mama was sent to charm school she thought that it was because she was too charming.

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