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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

whats the best yo mumma joke ever?

is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in aheadlock

Ya mama's so ugly, God's thinking of issuing a recall.

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought that babies came from the infantry.

Ya mama's so ugly it made the Devil jealous.

Yo mommas so fat she had to baptised at seaworld.

Yo momma's so fat when she went in the ocean water the whales started singing: "we are family"

Your mamma is so fat, when she finally decided to go on a diet, Mcdonalds went out of business.

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Your mumma so Dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

Your mum's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

Yo mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

Your mum's like a hoover....She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.

Yo mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.

Yo mama's so fat when god said "let there be light " he told her to move her fat ***.

Yo mum's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

Yo mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol.

is the funnist yo mumma joke one of these

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Yo' Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yo mama so stupid she thinks that pinpong balls are chinese STDS

  • 1 decade ago

    yo momma's a saint an i kin prove it,.....

    she let you live!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Those are all great=)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah, that's great!

  • 1 decade ago

    yo momma so ugly, she said:

    Mum mum mum mah

    Mum mum mum mah

    Mum mum mum mah

    Mum mum mum mah

    Mum mum mum mah

    I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays

    Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)

    Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start

    And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

    Can't read my,

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be

    A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)

    Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

    And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

    I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

    Can't read my,

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    I won't tell you that I love you

    Kiss or hug you

    Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

    I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

    Just like a chick in the casino

    Take your bank before I pay you out

    I promise this, promise this

    Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

    Can't read my,

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my,

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my,

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    Can't read my

    Can't read my

    No he can't read my poker face

    (She's got to love nobody)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

    P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    (Mum mum mum mah)

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