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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    He/She would throw roughly the equivalent of 4kg then he would get tired because he/she lacked upper body strength then he would go eat the wood he/she chucked because its exhausting work chucking wood, so in the end he/she would end up chucking nothing.

  • 1 decade ago

    None it can not chuck would because you put could.

    But although the rest of the tongue twister goes

    A woodchuck would cut as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NONE! I had this question on as a bonus for a science question. Cause it can't chuck wood!

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  • 4 wood chucks (I counted the wood and chucks XP)

  • moomie
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    how many figs would a fig plucker pluck, if a fig plucker could pluck figs?

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