Life: The ultimate University...?
Describe the history of the papacy from it's origins through to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on it's social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.
You have been provided with a razor blade, piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch whiskey. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected.
2500 riot-crazed tribal men are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to it's probable effect on the American Ideal. Prove your thesis.
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and preform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
Based on you knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustration of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammuarabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each mans work, making appropriate references. It's not necessary to translate.
Estimate the sociological problems which might acompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theroy.
The disassembled parts of a high powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instrution manual printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted into the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify you decision.
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the devlopment of mathematics on science.
Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate it's significance. Compare with the development of any kind of thought.
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.