Can anything possibly stop the mighty Sooners...?
They have the best college QB since Peyton Manning.
All the injuries they suffered late last year that stopped them are all healthy now.
They might possibly have the best defensive line in college football history.
They are extremely motivated to shut whiney Texas up for good.
Go down and place your bets on them right now. You will get the best odds you will see on them all year before they start knifing through teams like hot butter. I placed my bet before I let you guys in on the action because the odds are going to drop now. You better hurry!
Every single thing you said was bullshit!