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Have you seen any good bumper stickers lately?

I've been spotting quite a few of them lately that I hadn't seen before:

Not all who wander are lost

Allah Bless America

Are you as close to Jesus as you are my bumper?

God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts

Evil Mutant Atheist

Update:

Antithesis- I deleted one too.. It was a little too offensive even though it made me laugh.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I followed a Jewish Carpenter all my life... until I cut my thumb off on a band saw (homemade I think)

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  • 1 decade ago

    I saw conflicting bumper stickers today.

    The car in front of me had 2 Dave Matthews Band stickers on it and then one that said, "We pray in our classroom. Yes, we homeschool."

    I found this highly amusing because if you are homeschooling for religious reasons I can't imagine you'd be a Dave Matthews Band fan. He is not religious and a good number of his songs are quite anti-religious... well, at least anti-Christian. I couldn't figure out if this person was just misinterpreting a lot of lyrics or just seriously devoid of an ability to think.

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  • 4 years ago

    Lmao, i love that! If God is Your Co-Pilot SWAP SEATS! 1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given Amateurs Built the Ark Professionals Built the Titanic Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper? Aren't you glad your mother was Pro-Life? Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am Don't take your organs to heaven - heaven knows we need them here Not All Who Wander Are Lost Oxymoron #43: Religious Tolerance HOMESCHOOLING The Safe Alternative Who would Jesus Bomb?

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  • Minnow
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    1 decade ago

    Dave Allen band... or else... they might be *gasp* open minded and listen to music of all sorts and STILL be Christian!

    Wag More, Bark Less

    Honk if parts fall off

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i saw someone with pathetic bumper stickers that made me laugh.

    real men love jesus

    god doesnt believe in atheists

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  • my kid beat up your honor roll student

    when jesus said love you enemies, i'm pretty sure he meant don't kill them

    CAPITALISM (the 'A' is the anarchy sign)

    democrats are sexy. who's ever heard of a great piece of elephant?

    who's your gardener?

    jesus is coming! quick, everyone look busy.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Think globally

    Shop locally

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  • 1 decade ago

    I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. - Gandhi

    Source(s): I deleted the one I had originally put because I don't want to get my account deleted, lol.
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  • 1 decade ago

    WARNING!! In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.

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  • 1 decade ago

    i found jesus... he's in my trunk

    jesus IS the only one that loves you

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