Why does my son's teddy bear glare at me with glowing red eyes?

Damn Mattel!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Either hes that little boy named Teddy in that chain letter, or hes gonna buttsecks you soon.

    Source(s): Experience *nodnod*
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's Chucky's twin brother Bucky.

    Source(s): Damned "Child's Play" series, I fear this plotline being made...
  • daies
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    sneak up on it, and attempt to burn it. stabbing doesnt artwork. that could be a killer that dabbles in devil worship who trapped his soul in a toy to flee penitentiary and dying.... stable success.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha....mattel has issues!!! (like that elmo toy)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    something tells me he knows what you did last summer...

    (stay away from the man with th hook!!!)

  • 1 decade ago

    It's been possessed by a horrible de- *gasp!*

    *Collapses with a knife in his back*

  • 1 decade ago

    He wants you bad.

  • When everyone is sleeping he'll come and kill you!

  • 1 decade ago

    He KNOWS.......

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