What is the funniest thing you've ever heard/seen?

It can be anything, a joke, a picture, a rumour, or something you've actually saw like someone falling over funnily haha, or just something funny thats stuck in your mind :L

So whats the funniest thing you can think of??

x :) x

5 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    I've got 2 funny things 1 of them is a video and it made me literally roll on the floor and laugh for about 15 minutes, go to this URL:


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    The second thing is from an anonymous person, he said

    "They've gotten us surrounded, poor bastards."


    there is a blond mourtition (dresses dead bodies for funerals) who has a client. the client says " i want my husband to be a very nice blue pin-strip suit." the mourtition says" ok, i can do that."

    the mourtition looks but cant find a blue suit. So she goes to her next client and the womans dead husband is in a nice blue suit. so she says "would you mind in your husband was in ablack suit?" and the woman says no i dont mind"

    So she goes back to her first client and says" i found a blue suit on another body..and it was to hard to change BOTH bodies cloths, so I SWITCHED THE HEADS!"


    kinda funny!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    (2 guys sitting in a coffeeshop)

    Guy 1 "I like my women like I like my coffee"

    Guy 2 "Hot and steamy?"

    Guy 1 "No.....chopped up, and in my freezer."

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  • 1 decade ago

    idk too many to think of

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