GUYS: Butt Ugly or small pee-pee?
You are built like Apollo, Mike Tyson and Hurcules. You are always oiled up to perfection and glow in the sun, your silky locks flowing... Your teeth are like pearls, you make people's heart's melt...
BUT your pee-pee is the size of a Jolly Ranger... and thats WITH your Viagra.
Which would you rather have?