GUYS: Butt Ugly or small pee-pee?

Would you rather be old, ugly, balding, stinky, skin sagging and built like a string bean, BUT your "manhood" dwarfs a ruler and is as wide as a Red Bull can. OR You are built like Apollo, Mike Tyson and Hurcules. You are always oiled up to perfection and glow in the sun, your silky locks flowing...... show more Would you rather be old, ugly, balding, stinky, skin sagging and built like a string bean, BUT your "manhood" dwarfs a ruler and is as wide as a Red Bull can.

OR

You are built like Apollo, Mike Tyson and Hurcules. You are always oiled up to perfection and glow in the sun, your silky locks flowing... Your teeth are like pearls, you make people's heart's melt...

BUT your pee-pee is the size of a Jolly Ranger... and thats WITH your Viagra.


Which would you rather have?
Update: Britzz, Im not jealous of girls who have hot guys, Im actually one of those rare girls who are happy for them
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