I hold in my farts as long as possible. Unfortunately though, I get so much gas it is very difficult. Holding in farts for longer than an hour is pretty much impossible for me, so I find a remote section of wherever I am at to unleash the fury. So far though, nobody has noticed me doing this. When my farts smell really bad, somebody else is always blamed for it. And that makes me feel bad, but I can't let people know I farted.
Why, what do you do?