British airways the only way to fly?

A mother and her young son are on a long-haul flight to America. The son, looking out of the plane's window, turns to his mum and says, "Mum, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" Stumped for an answer, the mother suggests that her son... show more A mother and her young son are on a long-haul flight to America. The son, looking out of the plane's window, turns to his mum and says, "Mum, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

Stumped for an answer, the mother suggests that her son ask the stewardess. The boy promptly gets out of his seat and wanders back to the service area.

"Excuse me," the boy says to the stewardness. "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

"Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

"Yes," he says.

The stewardess whispers in the boy's ear, "Tell your mother it's because British Airways always pulls out on time."
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